Season's Greetings
To my Democrat friends:
Please accept (with no obligation, implied or implicit) best wishes for
an environmentally conscious, socially responsible, low-stress,
non-addictive, gender-neutral celebration of the winter solstice
holiday,practiced within the most enjoyable traditions of the religious
persuasion of your choice, or secular practices of your choice, with
respect for the religious/secular persuasion and/or traditions of
others, or their choice not to practice religious or secular traditions
at all. We also wish you a fiscally successful, personally fulfilling
and medically uncomplicated recognition of the onset of the generally
accepted calendar year 2009, with due respect for the calendars of
choice of other cultures whose contributions to society have helped make
America great (This is not to imply that America is necessarily greater
than any other country, nor that America is the only country in the
Western Hemisphere), and without regard to the race, creed, color, age,
physical ability, religious faith or sexual preference of the wishes. By
accepting these greetings, you are accepting these terms. This greeting
is subject to clarification or withdrawal. It is freely transferable
with no alteration to the original greeting. It implies no promise by
the wisher to actually implement any of the wishes for himself, herself,
or others. This greeting is void where prohibited by law and is
revocable at the sole discretion of the wisher. This wish is warranted
to perform as expected within the usual application of good tidings for
a period of one year or until the issuance of a subsequent holiday
greeting, whichever comes first, and warranty is limited to replacement
of this wish or issuance of a new wish at the sole discretion of the
wisher.
To my Republican friends:
Merry Christmas and Happy New Year!
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